Shane Cavanaugh

DRESSES, OH MY GOD, HELP. D: CALLING ALL LADIES AND/OR GENTLEMEN WITH FASHION SENSE.

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I know last time I gave you three choices, but I couldn't cut it down. :\ I can't choose between all the black options. JULY, DON'T YOU KNOW I NEED AT LEAST A MONTH TO FUSS OVER DRESS CHOICES. AUGH.

I'm not entirely sure how to say this.

One of the secrets referenced a feeling of slipping away and a need to speak to me, and while I respect the creator's need for anonymity, I would like to offer...anything I can do to help.

As a result, I'm leaving this post with its comments open and available for anonymous leavings. IP logging is off, nothing is friends locked, and if you, or anyone else for that matter, has anything they'd like to speak anonymously about, I'll do what I can to listen.

...alternately, you could just call my office and make an appointment, and I'd have no way of knowing if you were that person or not.

I've cleared my Monday and Wednesday appointments for the next two weeks. Walk-in clients are welcome.

I would like to express my extreme disappointment in the people of this community for having the lack of neurons to actually mock someone who's been cast as a transvestite. Not only is the heart and soul of the production RENT to empower diversity and acceptance, but the notion that there's anything wrong with a man wearing a skirt or makeup is fairly ridiculous. It's a notion as old as the Egyptians, and if anything, I find the lack of creativity ridiculous. Surely someone named Jocelyn has already had the gender-horse beaten to death.

You may as well mock the rest of the cast for playing AIDS patients or homosexuals. You all disgust me.

Would anyone like to go and see the Chimerical performance tomorrow evening? I don't actually know what all is involved, but the poster for this week was just so stunning that I want to see it, somehow. And learn more about the air ship and its exciting crew. I bet that big fellow in the middle is in charge of cranking the cogs when they're low on steam power.

Either way, I need to get out of the house. Especially since it'll probably be one of the last nice weekends before the cold sets in. I have peep-toe heels that need to be shown the world one last time before I hide them in the closet.

Rorschach inkblot tests have been proven to be the least accurate form of psychoanalysis currently available in modern psychology. In fact, due to the ability of the tester to alter the reception of the test-taker, Rorschach results are considered so unreliable that they have actually been banned from court evidence, and many cases using Rorschach results as evidence - including prison paroles - have been overturned.

This has nothing to do with anything you might think it relates to, of course, I'm merely stating it as public service.

Avast ye bilge rats! Grab up yer hornpipes and a measure o' grog an' come t'me Da's pub to celebrate TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY. Every salty dog worth the cut of his jib will get a free swig of whiskey or a smooch from a wench*, so move smartly now! Drop anchor at Fallon's in Lansdowne with yer chumbuckets, pop them peg legs on a bench, and please, leave your filth-ridden parrots at the porthole. Arrr!



*boy-wenches arrr available.

I've recently taken on a new client who's dating one of the performers in Cirque du Soleil's Zumanity. They gave me tickets to go attend a performance this weekend in Las Vegas, and I have to say, among the numerous unmentionable things it's made me want to do, buying new lingerie is probably the only thing worth bringing up.

There's a (fairly tame) sample behind the cut, if you're interested.

Of the show, not my underwear.

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That was either the worst or the best week of my adult life.

Happy birthday to me! :D

The spanking line may form to the left.

I think I know some breathing exercises that would help 90% of you. Good god, is there anyone else around here who isn't currently in the throes of massive dramatic hand-to-forehead life changing ridiculousness?

My birthday is coming up soon. Any good suggestions on how to celebrate twenty-eight years?

There might have been vast advances in video technology over the past ten years, but nothing will ever get better than Stephen Tyler catwalking so hard his hips might pop off. Is he, or is he not the most beautiful man in rock and roll? Ladies? (Gentlemen?) Back me up on this one.

( Pink is the color of passion. )

It's the mouth. Oh, to be a harmonica.



Or possibly the bit where he fondles himself.

OH MY GOD WHAT.

I've never acted in anything before! What if I can't remember the lines? What if my pants fall down on stage? What if I trip over someone? Oh god, has anyone read the script? Do I have to kiss anyone/anything? This is going to be so embarrassing.

Dear Flist,

Thinking of you.

Sincerely,

Shane

I had myself an unexpected sickday today... except it wasn't me who got sick. My only appointment for the day was with a young woman who is a complete hypochondriac, and she managed to convince herself that she's come down with strep throat. So, with my schedule cleared, I had a highly productive day.

Which included going back to sleep until noon and then surfing youtube for four hours.

This is one of my favorite films, and this scene never fails to make me laugh. Never mind the young men in their underpants. And then, of course, the song gets stuck in my head, and it's all downhill from there, and I have to watch it at least twenty times before the song gets out. Does anyone else ever get stuck on loops on certain videos on youtube? I'll show you mine if you'll show me yours. (No kitten videos allowed!)

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Right: since I don't have a man I can subject these questions on... ladies (and gentlemen?) your assistance would be greatly appreciated in picking out something to wear to the charity ball. If I try these on one more time, I'm going to go absolutely stark raving. So!

Sue Wong
Roberto Cavalli
Tadashi

hellllp. uno! dos! tres! view results

My goodness, you lot are a bit mean to one another, aren't you. I've got some foam bats if you want to practice. That, or the proliferation of name calling is simply a throwback to primary school level pigtail pulling.


[Locked to clients]
In Touch magazine just reported that The Black Avenger is seeking counseling with me, because he was seen leaving my office Tuesday night. I would like to assure my patients that their privacy is completely respected, and the necessary officials have been advised. I'm also offering house-calls, for future convenience.